Please adopt my fish!

I am looking for a new home for my fish, because I'm unable to care for them properly.

I have 2 "electric" tetra glo fish, one orange danio glo fish,
several cories (two peppered and three julii) - one peppered cory is currently fighting to survive
1 female betta
1 gorgeous gourami

PLEASE adopt my fish, I am too stupid and too busy to maintain my beautiful tank. My fish are dying because my tank crashed and I am unable to re-cycle it.
IF you have an established, cycled tank and live in the area, PLEASE come get these fish. They deserve a healthy living environment.
They ARE healthy, no ich, no anything, it's just that I am incapable of keeping the ammonia level down.
Please rescue my fish!
They are free, of course. I just ask that you will place them in a fully cycled tank.
And I need to be able to trust that you indeed have a fully cycled, established tank with matching tank mates. So please send me a picture of your tank and describe the species you have so that I know you are not just looking to get cheap fish - because killing them by improperly caring for them is what I can do myself.

Thank you so much guys!

P.S. I live in Madeira Beach/St. Pete

Nobody? Seriously? No one wants glo fish?

I would but I have no room in my tanks right now

ive got a 10 gallon freshwater tank but its has grammies in it so im pretty sure they would eat them sorry

hey my grammies died horray now i can refill my tank with some cool fish again you still have those fish